Desperate Housewives Quotes

Bree: My children were my life. They were the reason that I got up in the morning, so to have failed them as a parent… Psychiatrist:…

Bree: Have they rung up your prescription yet? Rex: No, they’re getting it right now. Bree: Good, add that on. Rex: You’re dying your…

Psychiatrist: I’m sorry. I don’t mean to be flip, but you came here because you were troubled, and then you refuse any help we give you….

(flashback scene at the pharmacy Bree is having a conversation with Rex and involves the pharmacist) George Williams: My mother took a…

Dr. Barr: Hey there. I was surprised to hear you wanted a session. Bree: Well, there’s nothing like being tied to a bed to change a…

Lynette: I don’t see another way to make this work. We’ve gotta dip into the pensions. Tom: Oh, I don’t like the sound of that. Lynette:…

Bree: If that’s what it takes… to get my daughter… Danielle: Stop it! Bree: …to see who you really are… Danielle: Stop pointing…

Nora: Hey, you! You must be Lynette. Lynette: And you must be Nora. Nora: I guess it’d be weird if we hugged. Lynette: Probably. Tom:…

Danielle: Mom, please move. Bree: No. I gave up on your brother, and I’m not gonna make that mistake with you. Matthew: We don’t have…

Lynette: I must have been crazy, agreeing to this. Tom: Honey, you’re gonna feel differently once you meet Kayla. She is sweet, smart…