Desperate Housewives Quotes

Dr. Barr: Hey there. I was surprised to hear you wanted a session. Bree: Well, there’s nothing like being tied to a bed to change a…

Lynette: I don’t see another way to make this work. We’ve gotta dip into the pensions. Tom: Oh, I don’t like the sound of that. Lynette:…

Bree: If that’s what it takes… to get my daughter… Danielle: Stop it! Bree: …to see who you really are… Danielle: Stop pointing…

Nora: Hey, you! You must be Lynette. Lynette: And you must be Nora. Nora: I guess it’d be weird if we hugged. Lynette: Probably. Tom:…

Danielle: Mom, please move. Bree: No. I gave up on your brother, and I’m not gonna make that mistake with you. Matthew: We don’t have…

Lynette: I must have been crazy, agreeing to this. Tom: Honey, you’re gonna feel differently once you meet Kayla. She is sweet, smart…

Bree: Orson. Orson: Oh, hey. I wanted to come by and see how you were doing after your great escape and, uh, these are for you. Bree: How…

Susan: (Into her phone) Hey, it’s just me again. Um… when you got the invitation, I thought that you gave me the thumbs up, but I guess…

Carlos: Hey, what are you doing? Gabrielle: Trying to have sex with you. Carlos: Now? Babe, it’s kind of late. Gabrielle: You don’t wanna…

Xiao-Mei: Mrs. Solis! Why you home? Gabrielle: Carlos is dead, Xiao-mei. Xiao-Mei: No, please don’t kill him. Gabrielle: No, you don’t…