Desperate Housewives Quotes

(Susan has Julie blindfolded) Julie: You’re not going to walk me into a wall, are you?

Lynette: Guys? Could you come here for a second? We need to have a serious talk. Okay, we have had a great… vacation, but tomorrow…

Orson: Bree? Bree: What? Orson: You’re Bree Van de Kamp, right? Bree: Do I know you? Orson: Orson Hodge. Uh, Susan’s dentist friend. We…

Mary-Alice: I met Susan Mayer the day she moved to Wisteria Lane. She seemed so delightfully confident, I couldn’t help but feel…

Bree: Um, we, uh, just came over to introduce ourselves, but we can, um, do that at another time. Tom: No, wait. Please stay. It’s okay….

Rex: Feel free to be harsh. Mary Alice: Um, No, I’m… I’m good. Bree: Well, now that we’ve finished with all this unpleasantness, I want…

Bree (to Mary Alice and Susan): This is my son, the criminal.

Lynette: Hi. Tom: Hi. Mary Alice: Hi, uh, we just wanted to come welcome you to the neighborhood. Bree: Um, but we could come back later….

Bree: This is my husband Rex. Rex:Hi. We’re not weird. We just seem like we are. Bree: And this is my son… the criminal. Go on. Young…

Susan (to Carl): Oh no, no, no. You turn my house around!