Desperate Housewives Quotes

Carlos: For God sakes, Gabrielle, Ralph just died, and you’re worried about my feet? I mean, what the hell is wrong with you?

Lynette:Hello? Susan:was just here. I think you should call him. Lynette:I can’t. I can’t. I’m sorry. I just can’t. Parker:Mom!…

Betty: Bree, hi. It’s Betty. I’m sorry to leave this on the machine, but the police have evidence that implicates Matthew in the murder…

Gabrielle: Well, Carlos, they had your name. Carlos: Oh, no. poor Ralph. Gabrielle: Oh! Why is your back all sweaty? Carlos: I was…

Tom: Susan, have you talked to Lynette. Susan: Uh, no. Have you tried her cell? Tom: Yeah, she isn’t picking up. Do you know where she…

Susan: What’s the catch? Karl: There’s no catch. It’s yours, Susie. Yours and Julie’s. No strings attached. Susan: I can’t accept this. I…

Carlos: Hey, babe. Why you home so early? Gabrielle: Oh, honey! Oh, you’re not dead! Carlos: Who said I was dead? Garielle: The police….

Carlos: Would you look at this crap? He has been doing that all day. Gabrielle: Ralph has a little crush. So? Carlos: So can’t I get a…

Carlos: Hey, what are you doing? Gabrielle: Trying to have sex with you. Carlos: Now? Babe, it’s kind of late. Gabrielle: You don’t wanna…

Xiao-Mei: Mrs. Solis! Why you home? Gabrielle: Carlos is dead, Xiao-mei. Xiao-Mei: No, please don’t kill him. Gabrielle: No, you don’t…