Desperate Housewives Quotes

Tom: Susan, have you talked to Lynette. Susan: Uh, no. Have you tried her cell? Tom: Yeah, she isn’t picking up. Do you know where she…

Susan: What’s the catch? Karl: There’s no catch. It’s yours, Susie. Yours and Julie’s. No strings attached. Susan: I can’t accept this. I…

Carlos: Hey, babe. Why you home so early? Gabrielle: Oh, honey! Oh, you’re not dead! Carlos: Who said I was dead? Garielle: The police….

Carlos: Would you look at this crap? He has been doing that all day. Gabrielle: Ralph has a little crush. So? Carlos: So can’t I get a…

Carlos: Hey, what are you doing? Gabrielle: Trying to have sex with you. Carlos: Now? Babe, it’s kind of late. Gabrielle: You don’t wanna…

Xiao-Mei: Mrs. Solis! Why you home? Gabrielle: Carlos is dead, Xiao-mei. Xiao-Mei: No, please don’t kill him. Gabrielle: No, you don’t…

Gabrielle: Honey, look. I bought us matching golf outfits for our lessons tomorrow. Carlos: Yeah, about that-I can’t go. I gotta pick up…

Carlos: Hey, babe, we haven’t tried it in the kitchen yet. Gabrielle: Honey, uh, I think it’s time to unpack the pants. Carlos: Right….

Newsman Craig:(on TV) Jim, it was just an hour ago that the road crew working here on Route 57 saw a member of their own killed by…

Susan: Oh, hi. I have a normal baby. Mary Alice: I’m Mary Alice. I live across the street. Susan: Susan Mayer. Thank you so much. If my…