Desperate Housewives Quotes

Bree: Um, we, uh, just came over to introduce ourselves, but we can, um, do that at another time. Tom: No, wait. Please stay. It’s okay….

Rex: Feel free to be harsh. Mary Alice: Um, No, I’m… I’m good. Bree: Well, now that we’ve finished with all this unpleasantness, I want…

Bree (to Mary Alice and Susan): This is my son, the criminal.

Lynette: Hi. Tom: Hi. Mary Alice: Hi, uh, we just wanted to come welcome you to the neighborhood. Bree: Um, but we could come back later….

Bree: This is my husband Rex. Rex:Hi. We’re not weird. We just seem like we are. Bree: And this is my son… the criminal. Go on. Young…

Susan (to Carl): Oh no, no, no. You turn my house around!

Betty: It’s not Caleb’s. Detective: You can try and deny it, but… Betty: No, you don’t understand. That jacket belongs to my other son.

Susan: Hey, what’s going on? Mary Alice: Oh, um, this is our new neighbor. It seems her son accidentally took my garden frog. Susan: Oh….

Bree: You don’t understand. I’m not crazy . . . I just have a few issues.

Dr. Barr:You know, Bree, I can’t force you to open up to me, but I can make it easier for you to focus on your problems. Bree:And how are…