Desperate Housewives Quotes

Tennis Pro: You’ve got a great swing. You just need a little help around the greens. You know what they say drive for show, putt for…

Mary Alice: We all met Lynette Scavo the day she moved on to Wisteria Lane. We quickly decided she would be our friend. Mostly because we…

Mary Alice: We met Gabrielle Solis the day she moved to Wisteria Lane. We were all excited to get a glimpse of a successful New York model.

Karl: What the hell is this? Susan: Karl, what do you want? Karl: Well, I can’t believe you’re forcing our daughter to live in a house…

Rex: We’re not weird, we just seem like we are.

Mary Alice: We all met Lynette Scavo the day she moved onto Wisteria Lane. We quickly decided she would be our friend, mostly because we…

Susan: Oh help! Can anybody hear me? Julie? I need you to try to unlock the door. Oh, what am I saying, she’s two. Okay, I need you to…

Mary Alice: Everyone must choose the road they will take in life. And for a special few, that road would lead to Wisteria Lane. They all…

Mary Alice: It’s a fact of life in every neighborhood. People move in and people move out. Although very few of them pack up and leave at…

Gabrielle: Xiao-mei, do you have a second? This is probably silly, but it’s been bothering me. When you said, “please don’t kill him,”…