Desperate Housewives Quotes

Bree: I can tell by your tone that you don’t believe me. Dr. Barr: Bree, let’s talk about this in my office. Bree: I don’t have time for…

Julie: (About the RV) So, is there anything you should prepare me for? Susan: No, no. It’s all good. Oh, but you should know that your…

Melanie: And out of nowhere, he just attacked me. Matthew: My brother’s never been violent. I’m sure he didn’t mean to hurt you. Melanie:…

Lynette: Let’s suppose your husband begged you to get pregnant, begged you, and out of the goodness of your heart, you agreed, even…

Mary Alice: We all met Lynette Scavo the day she moved onto Wisteria Lane. We quickly decided she would be our friend, mostly because we…

Susan: Oh help! Can anybody hear me? Julie? I need you to try to unlock the door. Oh, what am I saying, she’s two. Okay, I need you to…

Mary Alice: Everyone must choose the road they will take in life. And for a special few, that road would lead to Wisteria Lane. They all…

Mary Alice: It’s a shocking moment for each of us. That moment we realize we are all alone in this world. The family we take for granted…

Mary Alice: Susan Mayer had always believed the one thing about hard times is that you get to find out who your friends really are. When…

Gabrielle: Susan. We’ve all been talking. We’ve decided that you and Julie should stay with Bree. Susan: Oh, thanks, but that’s okay….