Desperate Housewives Quotes

Lynette: What if I see him with another woman? Mrs. McCluskey: (takes Lynette’s face in her hands) I own a gun…

Mary Alice: It’s a shocking moment for each of us. That moment we realize we are all alone in this world. The family we take for granted…

Mary Alice: Susan Mayer had always believed the one thing about hard times is that you get to find out who your friends really are. When…

Susan: Okay, first let me say I’m really sorry about the yellowjackets. And also, no matter how mad I am about what I did, I don’t want…

Bree: Hello. My name is Bree Van de Kamp and I’d like to admit myself for psychiatric observation. Receptionist: All right, what seems to…

Matthew: Mom. Look, I know you’re out there. Please, just talk to me. Mom, I need something to drink. Just some water, some juice,…

Bree: Surprise! Danielle: What the hell is that? Bree: Isn’t it darling? I made it for your party. It’s a big one and a big seven, for…

Gabrielle: Carlos! What’s going on? Carlos: Xiao-Mei is feeling under the weather, so I took up the vacuuming. Gabrielle: Oh, I’m sorry…

Lynette:Tom, it would be better for your general well-being if you did not laugh at this moment in time. Tom:Am I going to have to ruin…

Lynette: Atlantic City? Tom: Yeah, it’s last minute, but Jerry got a great deal on a suite at one of the casinos and a bunch of the old…