Desperate Housewives Quotes

(After dropping keys due to her severed fingers) Felicia: Sometimes, I’m just all thumbs.

Bree: You know what? Maybe Andrew leaving will be good for us. You are all I have left and I am going to be the best mother that I can…

Paul (Upon discovering Felicia’s severed fingers in his car): She’s good!

Xiao-Mei: She smell. Carlos: Who smells? Gaby? Gabrielle: Excuse me, what? Xiao-Mei: Her perfume make me sick. Gabrielle: Honey, it’s a…

(Susan turns on the recorder under her shirt and knocks on Edie’s door. Edie answers the door eating a bag of popcorn. She tries to slam…

Paul: I’m calling the police. Felicia: No need, I just needed to borrow some flour. I’m a little bit psychic and I predict fresh baked…

(Susan moves closer to Edie. Edie looks at Susan suspiciously.) Edie: You’re wearing a wire, aren’t you? Susan: Huh? Edie: Open that…

Edie: What do you want? Susan: Uh, this is a little awkward and I apologize in advance for how this is gonna sound, but um…by any…

Susan: Okay, first let me say I’m really sorry about the yellowjackets. And also, no matter how mad I am about what I did, I don’t want…

Bree: Hello. My name is Bree Van de Kamp and I’d like to admit myself for psychiatric observation. Receptionist: All right, what seems to…