Desperate Housewives Quotes

Bree: Hello. My name is Bree Van de Kamp and I’d like to admit myself for psychiatric observation. Receptionist: All right, what seems to…

Matthew: Mom. Look, I know you’re out there. Please, just talk to me. Mom, I need something to drink. Just some water, some juice,…

Bree: Honey, you’ve got to eat something. Gabrielle: Don’t have an appetite. In fact, this is all going to go to waste. You guys should…

Susan: You’re always worried about Julie and me and you beat up my new boyfriend. And now you’re protecting me from Edie. Do you know…

Mary Alice: Susan knew she couldn’t afford to keep the P.I. from revealing her affair with Karl and since Edie would learn the truth…

Mary Alice: The most successful private investigator in Fairview was a man named Oliver Weston. Try though he might, Oliver couldn’t…

Bree: Andrew, I’m having Peter over for dinner and I was wondering if you would like to invite Justin? Andrew: Yeah, thanks. I’ll call…

Gabrielle: (talking about Xiao-Mei) Bree, you heard what she said? I can’t let this poor kid going back to China and become someone’s…

Susan: I’ve never stopped caring about you. Mike: Then why did you jump in bed with Karl? Susan: I would have never even gone there if I…

Susan: You are about to unleash a nuclear explosion. Lives are going to be ruined. Detective: I’ll tell you what, I’ll hold off until…