Desperate Housewives Quotes

(At Mike’s place after Oliver has played the tape of Karl and Susan talking) Susan: Okay, ahm, first of all it was not the best sex I…

Lynette: Ed can’t fire you unless he has just cause, so until this blows over you have to be a model employee: show up on time, no more…

Mary Alice: (After Mike punches Olivr for insulting Susan) Yes, Oliver Weston had become a cynic, which is why he couldn’t recognize a…

Mary Alice: (narrating) When the truth is ugly, people try to keep it hidden, because they know if revealed the damage it will do, so…

Andrew: You’re going to leave me here, out in the middle of nowhere? Bree: I saw a bus stop about a mile back. You can go anywhere you…

Tom: I have got the Boston Toy presentation ready to go. Ed: Actually, I don’t have time for a full pitch, so just give me the gist. Tom:…

Gabrielle: Okay, uh, well. Oh, okay, it’s like this. The three of us are making your famous szechuan dumpings. And I’m the dough and…

Xiao-Mei: I can’t go home. My uncle will sell me again. Gabrielle: Oh no, no Xiao-Mei, you’re not going anywhere. You’re much too…

Susan: Oh! Darn it. Guess we’ll have to take a rain check, huh? Gus: I can come back on Tuesday. Susan: Tu-Tuesday? No, no, Tuesday’s not…

Carlos: I still can’t believe it. I mean, why would Xiao-Mei just offer herself up to me like that? Gabrielle: Well, honey, she’s a…