Desperate Housewives Quotes

Bree: I think you’d love the opera. The music and the voices, it’s just all so passionate. Peter: Yeah, three hundred-pound soprano…

Gabrielle: Look, I think we all know that Karl is a dog. But let’s face it, if these tramps were laying out the buffet, he wouldn’t be…

(At Gabrielle’s house) Edie: You know when Karl dumped you Susan, I thought that it was all your fault. Yeah, I figured that you were a…

Mary Alice: There is a prayer intended to give strength to people faced with circumstances they don’t want to accept. The power of the…

Mary Alice: Karl Mayer didn’t pray often, but when he did, it was usually to ask for God’s help in breaking up with a woman. And to spare…

Peter: Bree, it’s dangerous to care about me, a lot of people have over the years and they all end up getting hurt. Bree: Rex said he’d…

Claude: Damn it Peter! What did I tell you? Peter: Avoid lust triggers. Claude: And what is she? Peter: Oh, don’t do this man. Claude:…

Lynette: Guys, I’m all for bashing exes, but lets save a little of our hate for his partner in crime, the Other Woman! Bree: Yeah! You…

Edie: (to Susan) You know, when Karl dumped you I thought that it was all your fault, I figured that you were nag or bad in bed but, now…

Lynette: You’re an award-winning copywriter, Ed, you get paid to write! Ed: Yeah, jingles for oatmeal, not soft-core porn! Lynette: For…