Desperate Housewives Quotes

Susan: Edie’s not a slut. She’s just popular with indiscriminate men.

Felicia: Paul? I was making cookies and I heard the most sickening thud. Are you okay? Paul: There’s shortening on my doorstep. Felicia:…

Eleanor: It took me a week to forgive Esperanza. Henry: Now she’s like family again. Eleanor: Family who stole from us.

Mary Alice: Louisa Pate believed in the power of shame. As a teacher, she had found the best way to control unruly students was to…

Mary Alice: (voiceover) We’ve all done something in our lives we’re ashamed of. Some of us have fallen for the wrong man. (Shot of Karl…

Susan: Thank you so much for helping me out. Orson: Hey, I’m great in a crisis. Susan: Well, I definitely picked the right person to sit…

Eleanor: Hello, I’m Eleanor Mason, Bree’s stepmother. You’re the lawyer? We should talk Peter: Ah, no, I’m not her lawyer Eleanor: Good,…

Andrew: Well could you live with a woman who hits you. Elenor: Bree! Bree: I slapped him once and he deserved it! Andrew: I just asked…

Bree: Those were some kick a** peanut butter cookies!

Mrs. McCluskey: (while eating a Fudgsicle) Parker offered me a Fudgsicle if I would show him my vagina.