Desperate Housewives Quotes

Andrew: Well could you live with a woman who hits you. Elenor: Bree! Bree: I slapped him once and he deserved it! Andrew: I just asked…

Bree: Those were some kick a** peanut butter cookies!

Mrs. McCluskey: (while eating a Fudgsicle) Parker offered me a Fudgsicle if I would show him my vagina.

Bree: Peter. Hi, it’s Bree. Peter: Hey, Bree. You know, um, if you feel like you’re gonna need a drink, you should call Donna. Bree: No!…

Karl: Speaking of Edie… I have some big news… I finally did it… I popped the question! Julie: Congratulations dad! Susan: Yeah……

Gabrielle: He’s going to light himself on fire with coffee liqueur?! Carlos: Would not have been my choice.

Frank: Hey… I’m Frank, Libby’s boyfriend. Gabielle: Libby, you didn’t tell us you had a boyfriend! Libby: Didn’t I?! I thought I had……

(Susan and Karl walk in to find Edie standing beside Dr. Ron in the living room) Susan: Well, I should go… Edie: I’m not going to…

Mary Alice: …The easiest way to overcome one addiction is to replace it with another one.

Edie: (to Susan) Whatever – I’m doing it, so keep your trap shut!