Desperate Housewives Quotes

Frank: Hey… I’m Frank, Libby’s boyfriend. Gabielle: Libby, you didn’t tell us you had a boyfriend! Libby: Didn’t I?! I thought I had……

(Susan and Karl walk in to find Edie standing beside Dr. Ron in the living room) Susan: Well, I should go… Edie: I’m not going to…

Mary Alice: …The easiest way to overcome one addiction is to replace it with another one.

Edie: (to Susan) Whatever – I’m doing it, so keep your trap shut!

Bree: Peter… But… You forgot your shirt! Peter: (in a rush) Keep it!

(stripper comes over to Carlos and Gabrielle’s table) Stripper: (to Carlos) Hi… You want a lap dance? Carlos: Uh… (long pause, looks…

Peter: What are you doing? Bree: I’m just giving you a little kiss. Peter: Why? Bree: Well, it’s just my way of saying “thank you” for…

Peter: I have this rule – plant, pet, person. If I can keep a plant alive, then I can move on to a pet, and if I can make that work, then…

Gabrielle: Oh! We missed it! Libby: The kid slipped right out… Nurse: Are you family? Libby: They’re the parents.

Lynette: Bree Van De Kamp and I have known each other a long time. I trust her completely. She’s a wonderful friend and a fantastic…