Desperate Housewives Quotes

Edie: If you’ll excuse me, I gotta go buy a wedding dress! Oh by the way, I’ll be wearing white so that’ll be a surprise for everybody!

Edie: Don’t tell anyone but I’m planning a huge surprise for Karl! Susan: Surprise?! Edie: Yeah I put in together an engagement party…

Mike: You’re just gonna have to let this go. Felicia: Sounds to me that there’s someone let go from his rage! Mike: Maybe I have….

Lynette: That’s not why you came to apologize is it? Bree: What do you mean? Lynette: To soften me up for the deposition…

Karl: And of course, I’ll have to tell her you’re the one who ruined the surprise. Susan: You’re gonna make me take the hit? Karl: Yeah…

Susan: (opens the door to Karl and Edie) Hi! What’s going on? Edie walks in, past Susan, without saying a word Karl: Edie wants to…

Edie: When naughty children misbehave, they know that they’re gonna get punished. Don’t they? Karl: Punished? Susan: At this point, I’d…

While Lynette is giving her deposition Mr. Bormanis: Do you consider Mrs. Van De Kamp to have a drinking problem? Lynette: No. Mr….

At a bar, Bree walks in and up to the bartender Bree: Hi. Um, I need some advice from a professional. I’d like to get stinking drunk. Do…

Peter: (to Bree) You know, I don’t even like redheads.