Desperate Housewives Quotes

Mr. Beale: You paid Libby? Gabrielle: You said we could give her gifts. Everybody loves getting cash.

Mary Alice: On her first day of sobriety, Bree Van de Kamp found an old cork, which reminded her just how much she craved Chablis. So she…

Mary Alice: Temptation comes to all of us. Whether we succumb to it or not depends on our ability to recongnize it’s disguise. Sometimes…

Bree: Is this Libby’s real hair color? Gabrielle: Yes, it’s all natural, from her straight teeth to her C cup. And I know she’s athletic…

Susan: I don’t even know a Mike… Dr Ron: Everyone knows a Mike! Susan: Yes you’re right…everyone does know a Mike…

Gabrielle: These can’t be our only choices, Mr. Beale, I mean, come on! Each girl is uglier than the next! Beale: Look, finding a…

Gabrielle: Okay, look, we have to find another mother. Carlos: Why? Gabrielle: Okay, this isn’t easy to say, so I’m just going to say it,…

Mary Alice: (opening voiceover) Gabrielle Solis had always been a demanding shopper. (Gabrielle is looking out the front window, watching…

Mary Alice: (voiceover) At the precise moment when Dr. Hanson Mills was cutting another umbilical cord, other ties were being severed all…

Libby: What’s wrong? Gabrielle: You never gave a crap that we’re Mexican did you? Libby: Not really. Gabrielle: So why put me through…