Desperate Housewives Quotes

Bree: Tony, how many more arias is he going to sing? Tony: Five. Bree: Well, in that case, why don’t you bring me another bottle of the…

Carlos: There was a lot of stuff that Gabby went through when she was younger. A lot of stuff that you don’t know about. And I think that…

Mary Alice (narrating): Now and then, we all need a little help. (Shot of Lynette taking out a quantity of wine bottles from Bree’s…

Tom has asked Mrs. McCluskey to babysit the kids much to Lynette’s chagrin Lynette: We will find someone. Someone who does not remember…

Edie: (to Susan) This is Gary Grantham, your future ex-husband. Listen, I’ve got to meet a client, I’ve got to go, so just talk amongst…

Carlos:You can’t force her to stay and be our maid. Gabrielle: Who’s forcing her? We’ll pay her whatever she wants – and the best part is…

Betty:Caleb told me a nice red-haired lady came over to see him. Bree: Come on in, Betty. (Betty enters Bree’s house) Bree: Let me pour…

Mary Alice: The world is filled with unlikely friendships. (Shot of Bree comforting Betty as she explains about Caleb.) How do they…

Bree: When I was young, my stepmother told me that I was very lucky. I possessed beauty, wit, cunning and insight. These were weapons all…

Carlos: You know who you are, Gabby? You’re the kind of person who would’ve turned away Mary and Joseph from the Inn. Gabrielle: Well,…