Desperate Housewives Quotes

Carlos: You know who you are, Gabby? You’re the kind of person who would’ve turned away Mary and Joseph from the Inn. Gabrielle: Well,…

Edie: All we have to do is find a guy who is willing to marry you. You know, come to think of it, a little prayer might not be such a bad…

Susan: Hi. I need an operation on my spleen and I just found out I don’t have medical insurance. Is there anyone I can sue?

Mary Alice: The world is filled with unlikely friendships. Odd pairings that to the casual observer make absolutely no sense at all. But…

Mary Alice: If there is one thing Edie Brit understood, it was the nature of war. After two failed marriages and countless rocky romances…

Betty: (walks into the room) I hope you all brought your checkbooks (housewives look surprised to see her) because I’m feeling lucky!

Carlos: What the hell were you thinking? Gabrielle: Uh, depends. What have you heard? Carlos: I got a call from the church. They said you…

Sister Mary: Thank you for meeting with me. Carlos: Sure! I’d have invited you in the house but the place is a real pigsty. Sister Mary:…

Lynette: (to Tom) If you take this job, you are never allowed to bring up what happened before with your promotion. Tom: That’s it? Deal….

Matthew: I got your note. What’s going on? Danielle: Are you hiding someone in your house? Matthew: What? Danielle: My mom saw someone in…