Desperate Housewives Quotes

Gabrielle: So just to be clear, some slutty cheerleader gets knocked up by the soccer coach behind the local gas ‘n gulp, and she is…

Mary Alice: This is how Bree van de Kamp finally came to change her weekly routine. She still cleaned on Tuesdays, paid her bills on…

Mary Alice: Bree Van de Kamp had a weekly routine she’d been following for years. She cleaned on Tuesdays. She paid her bills on…

Dr. Ron: Hi Susan! How those drugs working for you? Feeling good? (Susan mumbles unintelligibly) Dr. Ron: Well, um… I want you to know,…

Zach: Just curious? Why was it so important you see me? Noah: You’re my grandson, my flesh and blood. Isn’t it only natural I should want…

Mary Alice: Susan Mayer had always believed the punishment should fit the crime. She first came to this conclusion when she discovered…

Gabrielle: Don’t be so suicidal, we can always adopt. Carlos: I wanted to have a child of our own, you know that. Gabrielle: What does it…

Lucia: I left Charles. Gabrielle: What? He was worth like six million dollars! Lucia: Money is not everything, Gabrielle. Gabrielle: For…

Bree: Tony, how many more arias is he going to sing? Tony: Five. Bree: Well, in that case, why don’t you bring me another bottle of the…

Carlos: There was a lot of stuff that Gabby went through when she was younger. A lot of stuff that you don’t know about. And I think that…