Desperate Housewives Quotes

(After telling Father Crowley that Carlos is having an affair with Xiao-Mei, Gabrielle goes back to the confession booth to another…

Parker: So, who won the fight? Tom: We weren’t fighting, mommy’s just letting daddy know where he stands.

Susan: But I gotta be honest, the fact that you can’t even cut that steak isn’t helping. Dr.Ron: That’s not fair. You overcooked it, and,…

Father Crowley: How long has it been since your last confession? Gabrielle: Who cares? Father, it’s me.

Mary Alice: Everyone understands the nature of war. We also understand that victory depends on the cards that we have been dealt. Some,…

Susan: Maybe we could go out sometime. Dr. Ron: (pauses, gestures…) Do you like sushi? Susan: I love sushi. I’m available tomorrow…

Dr. Ron: So, so… I was up all night, worried sick, digging through medical books trying to figure out some mysterious disease that…

Tom: (to Lynette) Hey, honey – good news! I checked on Penny and she didn’t scream. I think she’s getting used to the mask.

Carlos: I’m sorry, but this is your mistake. You’re going to have to fix it yourself. Gabrielle: And I would love to, but I have the…

Lynette: So, you’re saying if I died, you would want a second wife, and a family? Tom: Maybe… Lynette: I can’t believe you’ve actually…