Desperate Housewives Quotes

Mary Alice: In a world full of darkness, we all need some kind of light. (Shot of Gabrielle affirming Caleb as the man who broke into her…

Mrs. McClusky: (to Lynnette) You wouldn’t put a price on your child’s safety? You probably would.

Gabrielle: (to Carlos) People grieve in different ways. I go shopping and you rip out toilets.

Gabrielle: You’re not going to kill me? Hector: Hadn’t crossed my mind. And if I was, certainly not with a balloon. It would take too long.

Lynette: I’ve got an important assignment for you. Stu: Great. I’m really ready to take on more responsibility around here. Lynette:…

Gabrielle: Bree, my friends are models, they’re never happy for anyone.

Mary Alice: Yes, cameras are tools designed to capture images. But in truth, they can capture so much more. They can uncover hidden…

Mary Alice: Cameras are simple tools designed to capture images. Images that tell us more about ourselves than we realize. They remind us…

Danielle: Looking for something? Matthew: Uh, yeah. Actually, I’m looking for you. Danielle: Me? You’re looking for me? Matthew: Yeah….

Dr. Goldfine: So you agreed to marry him just to be polite? Bree: Well, obviously there’s a down side to having good manners.