Desperate Housewives Quotes

Bree: True love is great, but at this point in my life, I’d rather go to the opera.

Gabrielle: Bree, my friends are models, they’re never happy for anyone.

Mary Alice: Yes, cameras are tools designed to capture images. But in truth, they can capture so much more. They can uncover hidden…

Mary Alice: Cameras are simple tools designed to capture images. Images that tell us more about ourselves than we realize. They remind us…

Danielle: Looking for something? Matthew: Uh, yeah. Actually, I’m looking for you. Danielle: Me? You’re looking for me? Matthew: Yeah….

Dr. Goldfine: So you agreed to marry him just to be polite? Bree: Well, obviously there’s a down side to having good manners.

David: What the hell is this? I thought I told you to dress maternal. Gabrielle: Yes, you did, and I considered it for about a second….

Mary Alice: (narrating) Yes, every little girl dreams of a big white wedding. But some dreams just don’t come true.

Mary Alice: (narrating) George Williams had never been lucky in love. It seems that the women he dated always invented reasons not to…

Bree: Paul, we’ve called the police. Paul: You didn’t really need to do that. Gabrielle: We know what you did to Mrs. Huber. Paul:…