Desperate Housewives Quotes

Mary Alice: (narrating) Yes, every little girl dreams of a big white wedding. But some dreams just don’t come true.

Mary Alice: (narrating) George Williams had never been lucky in love. It seems that the women he dated always invented reasons not to…

Bree: Paul, we’ve called the police. Paul: You didn’t really need to do that. Gabrielle: We know what you did to Mrs. Huber. Paul:…

George: What’s wrong? Bree: I don’t know. I felt something weird. George: Oh, that was my tongue. It extends farther than most. I should…

Susan: (to Mike about Paul) I just can’t believe it. I mean, there he is, a murderer, just living right on our street and there’s nothing…

Bree: Well, I have some good news. The police have finally released Rex’s body. Gabrielle: About time. Susan: You must be so relieved….

Susan: What would you do if this happened to you? Julie: See, this would never happen to me. This kind of thing only happens to you.

Mary Alice: Since her first day on the job, it had been clear to Lynette Scavo that her new boss, Nina, was unusually tense. To help…

Mike: Susan, he committed a felony. Susan: Okay, who in this room has not committed a felony, raise your hand. Ah, ah, ah. Not so fast.

David: You want to know if I’m interested in sleeping with your wife. Well, the answer is yes. Gabrielle: Carlos, he’s kidding. Tell him…