Desperate Housewives Quotes

Carlos: Listen to me – you’re going to go back there, you’re going to put that money in Rita’s hands, and you’re going to convince her…

Mary Alice (voiceover): Control…to lose it is to put our fate into the hands of others, and what could more dangerous?

Gabrielle: I’ve just realized Rita and I have a lot in common. Carlos: Please don’t tell me you have low self-esteem, because if I laugh…

Betty: You know we don’t talk to him, that’s part of his punishment.

Mike: I’ve got a question for ya. Susan: Sure, go ahead… Mike: Where are we now? Susan: Where are we? Mike: Yeah…we’re not moving in…

Susan: Just give me a minute… I am asking God to kill me.

Mary Alice: Control. It’s extraordinary the tactics people employ to obtain it. Some rely on deception. While others engage in outright…

Bree (to Phyllis on her incessant crying): Even Italians take a break now and then!

Mary Alice: Beautiful lawns, spacious homes, happy families. These are the hallmarks of suburbia. But if you look beneath the veneer of…

Bree (to sobbing Phyllis): For God’s sake Phyllis, don’t you ever worry about dehydration?