Desperate Housewives Quotes

George: I don’t understand. We’re just friends. Why would the police assume that people in a platonic relationship would want to murder…

Susan: Well, I don’t mean to be technical here, but this show, I mean, it really is supposed to be a family thing, and I hate to point…

Mary Alice:(narrating) Everyone enjoys a game of make-believe now and then. Of course, the ways we can play can vary greatly.(Shot of…

Mike: I’m trying to find Zach before he gets into anymore trouble. Do you know any friends that he might have? Anywhere he might be hold…

Carlos: You never even apologized. Gabrielle: I apologized a million times. Carlos: Yeah, but you always followed it up with an excuse:…

Mary Alice: Over the years, Bree Van de Kamp had grown increasingly concerned over her mother-in-law’s forgetfulness. Her lapses had…

Lynette: I’ve got this thing… Nina: Good God, this is not about your kids again, is it? Lynette: I know, I promised I wouldn’t do this,…

Edie: Karl said that you know all about our dirty little secret. Susan: Yes, yes, I do. Edie: Well, I feel awful. I should have told you…

Karl: Do we have to do this now? I haven’t had my coffee yet. Susan: Did you spend the night with Edie? Oh, my God! Karl: Susie, just…

Gabrielle: Why are all rich men jerks? Carlos: Same reason all beautiful women are bitches! (pause) Carlos: So, same time tomorrow?…