Eastbound & Down Quotes

Kenny Powers: This is a dangerous place, Stevie. If you were to stay here, I can’t guarantee that you’d make it home alive. You would not…

Kenny Powers: Over the course of my career, I’ve played on many different teams – some I liked, and some I really f*cking hated. I am not…

Kenny Powers: And if that doesn’t work, then just like prison, you pick the biggest, baddest dude on the team, and you kick him in his…

Kenny Powers: On the long road to grief recovery, don’t be surprised if you’ve got to spill a little blood to get sh*t fixed. With all…

Kenny Powers: Sometimes being on the mend can get old real quick. Like when you’re doing all this awesome sh*t to show motherf*ckers that…

Kenny Powers: Does it make your life easier to just throw a quick, racist term at somebody? A man who has seen the things I’ve seen……

Kenny Powers: If this was America, you’d have a radar gun, and right now it would read 101.

Kenny Powers: This is me now. A man haunted by the sacrifices he’s had to make. A man who ran and never looked back. A man who drank his…

Kenny Powers: And in addition to all that other stuff, Kenny Powers still does not like children.

Kenny Powers: In Mexico a man can truly get lost. And if you’re a bank robber, or maybe somebody who’s committed a f*cked up crazy crime,…