Eastbound & Down Quotes

Kenny Powers: Sometimes you gotta wash away the paint, and reveal to the world the jackass that is hiding beneath.

Kenny Powers: I was your savior. I was your knight in shining armor. In each of you, were the chinks upon my armor. Each of you were the…

Kenny Powers: You know, Stevie, when I first met you, I’ll be honest with you, you were a little bitch…. But now I’m looking at you,…

Kenny Powers: So as I was saying, the amount of money I am gonna be making would hurt your parents feelings. You remember the class where…

Kenny Powers: I mean, no offense, but you got a sh*tty job, you’re not quite as tall as me, nobody really respects you. You have me on…

Kenny Powers: Kenny Powers’ days of burnin’ ass are done. And that’s not a homosexual reference.

Kenny Powers: I’m laying down my new audiobook. No writing, just spoken words – the old fashioned way.

Kenny Powers: I just want you to know that I’ve been thinking alot, about, you know, what happened at the cookout. It’s just that we were…

Kenny Powers: From this moment forward Kenny Powers is just like everyone else. Normal. Not special. No hopes. No dreams. Pretending to…

Kenny Powers: Stupid cookout. As if their f*cking cookout is any sort of big thing. You should see my f*cking cookouts, man. When I was…