Eastbound & Down Quotes

Kenny Powers: I don’t know what’s going on, man. I’m just all jammed up inside. Lost my abilities. Been stripped of all of my god-given…

Kenny Powers: There’s one thing I have learned through all my adventures and conquests – it’s that some people are just wired for…

Kenny Powers: I am not trying to sound cocky or full of myself, but Kenny Powers has a sneaking suspicion that no matter what comes his…

Kenny Powers: From this moment on, you’re no longer little kids. You’re cold, calculated murderers. This is the mindset you gotta be in…

Kenny Powers: Smashing a brick through a f*cking dude’s window is nothing compared to the things I’ve done. I’ve killed people.

Kenny Powers: Some people say that Kenny Powers is a woman hater. That’s not true – I love women. Every f*cking one of them, even the…

Kenny Powers: I have been blessed with many things in this life – an arm like a damn rocket, a c*ck like a burmese python, and the mind…

Kenny Powers: A stork wrapped around a tree branch. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen before. You know that’s how the plague…

Kenny Powers: I’m trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? I’m just disappointed with my own arm, and how its trying to…

Kenny Powers: It seems to me an establishment such as this could go for an overhaul in the advertising spokesman game. I’m talking about…