Eastbound & Down Quotes

Kenny Powers: There’s one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one…

Kenny Powers: One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money, and I bought a shotgun and a…

Kenny Powers: The humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it – making sh*tloads of money, having expensive, luxurious…

Kenny Powers: I’m the man who has the ball. I’m the man who can throw it faster than f**k. So that is why i am better than everyone in…

Kenny Powers: But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights,…

Kenny Powers: I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.

Kenny Powers: Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I’m not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and…

Kenny Powers: A lot of people ask me, ‘Kenny Powers, you’re a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?’ And…

Kenny Powers: I’m Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now. I just have a very hard time expressing my emotions,…

Kenny Powers: I am talking about me. I want — these are questions about me personally as a superstar. You know, you got this moment in…