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After drinking heavily at a bachelor party, Peter gets fired from his job at Happy-go-Lucky toy factory.  Peter goes on welfare and somehow a mixup sends him a $150,000 check.  Peter ends up trying to give the money back by dropping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl, but ends up arrested.

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Family Guy Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Meg: Mom, can I turn the heat up?
Lois: Don't touch the thermostat, Meg. Your father gets upset.
Meg: Come on. This thing goes up to 90.
[Meg adjusts it a little, and Peter suddenly comes into the room]
Peter: Who touched the thermostat?
Meg: God, how does he always know?
Peter: Brain implant, Meg. Every father's got one. Tells you when the kids mess with the dial.
Guy: My thing went off! Your thermostat okay?

You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!