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While teaching Meg to drive, Peter accidentally hits a satellite dish, knowing out the town's television.  He offers Meg her own car if she takes the blame.  However, Peter, himself, can't handle no television and drives the family insane.  Meanwhile, to avoid eating broccoli, Stewie attempts to invent a weather controlling device to destroy all vegetables.

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Family Guy
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2
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Family Guy Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli. It's good for you. Now open up for the airplane.
Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers!

Lois: Honey, it's not going to go away just because you don't like it.
Stewie: Well then, my goal becomes clear. The broccoli must die!