Family Guy Quotes

Peter: Not a word to your mother about my getting canned. Lois: What? Peter: Nothing. Ooh, the lost-my-job smells great! Lois: Excuse me?…

Stewie: You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get. Your life, however, is more like a…

Peter: How the hell am I going to break this to Lois? If she finds out I got fired for drinking, she’s going to blame me!