Friends Quotes

Monica: (Looking out the window) Look look! He’s doing it again, the guy with the telescope! Phoebe: Oh, my God! Go away! (Waving her…

Chandler: I can’t believe you would actually say that! I would much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty. Joey: No way… Mr. Salty is a…

Rachel: Then we took a walk down to Bendel’s. And I told him not to, but he got me a little bottle of Chanel. Ross: That’s nice… Now,…

Monica: Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven. Rachel: Thank you. (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee! Monica: Oh good! ‘Cause…

Monica: (About Phoebe screaming) What?! Phoebe: Something just brushed up my right leg! Monica: What was it? Phoebe: Oh that’s okay, it…

Chandler: Don’t you think if things were gonna happen with Rachel they would’ve happened already? Ross: I’m telling you. She said she’s…

Louisa: Are you aware that possession of an illegal exotic is punishable by up to four years in prison and confiscation of the animal?…

Rachel: It would be different if I had somebody. Ross: Really? What happened to, “forget relationships, I’m done with men”? The whole…

Chandler: Yeah, well I went to boarding school with four hundred boys. Any sex I had would’ve involved a major lifestyle choice.

Phoebe: Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.