Friends Quotes

Monica: Pheebs? You know how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first? Phoebe: Yes, but there’s not always time.

Ross: All right, I want my monkey. Luisa: No! Rachel: Oh, come on, Luisa! Luisa: Sorry, prom queen. Ross: (To Rachel) You had to be a…

Luisa: Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High? I sat behind you guys in home room! Rachel: Luisa? Oh, my God! Monica! It’s Luisa! Monica: The Luisa…

Monica: He pooped in my shoe? Which one? Rachel: I don’t know. The left one. Monica: Which ones? Rachel: Oh. Oh, those little clunky…

Rachel: Country club newsletter. My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration. Oh, my God! Oh my God, it’s Barry and Mindy!…

Monica: Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven. Rachel: Thank you. (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee! Monica: Oh good! ‘Cause…

Monica: (About Phoebe screaming) What?! Phoebe: Something just brushed up my right leg! Monica: What was it? Phoebe: Oh that’s okay, it…

Chandler: Don’t you think if things were gonna happen with Rachel they would’ve happened already? Ross: I’m telling you. She said she’s…

Phoebe: I think you should know, this money is cursed. Joey: Huh? Phoebe: Yeah, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who…

Monica: Let’s play for real. High stakes, big bucks. Ross: Are you sure, because Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn’t…