Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: Sookie, I need coffee to go. Sookie: There’s fresh over there. Lorelai: Ooh, good. (walks over to the coffee pot to find it…

Lorelai: I hate when I’m an idiot and I don’t know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy, to really revel in it, take pictures. I feel we…

(Drella is playing the intro to Iron Man on the harp) Lorelai: No Black Sabbath. Drella: No one is listening. Lorelai: No Black Sabbath,…

Mrs. Kim: (referring to a Snickers bar) That is chocolate-covered death. Rory: (taking a bite) With a creamy caramel surprise.

Lorelai: Can parents come? Mom #1: What? Lorelai: Yeah, it’s a big exciting test. I just thought – I’m sorry, is that stupid? Max: No,…

Lorelai: But see, she was up all night studying, and she broke her neck to get here. We don’t live locally, as you know– Headmaster…

Rory: If you let me study now, I’ll play with you this weekend. Lorelai: Promise? Rory: Yes, we can do anything you want. Lorelai: Will…

(after almost walking into a globe) Lorelai: What in the world?

Lorelai: You know what I was thinking? Rory: That Madonna and Sean Penn should get remarried? Lorelai: Besides that.

Sookie: Well I’ve gotta make strawberry shortcake for two hundred people, so I think I’m gonna need strawberries. Jackson: Use the…