Gilmore Girls Quotes

Rory: She caught him in the pool house with the tennis pro, not the riding instructor. Richard: I had no idea. Rory: That committee of…

Michel: I will never go near those filthy birds. Lorelai: Why? Michel: I hate the swans. Lorelai: These particular swans? Michel: No, all…

Swan Man: Hey, where do you want the swans? Lorelai: Um, well, do you know where the pond is? Swan Man: Nope. Lorelai: Okay, you know…

Lorelai: Rory, I love you. I would take a bullet for you. But I’d rather stick something sharp in my ear than go to the club with you….

Richard: (to Rory after Gloria drives away in her golf cart) The most odious woman alive.

Emily: You brought us used dessert? Lorelai: It’s not used. It’s left over. Emily: (coldly) How nice. I’ll just put it in the kitchen…

Emily: I think we should consider getting her a membership at the club, don’t you? Lorelai: If she wants, sure. Emily: I mean, to have a…

Lorelai: Tell me something happy. Sookie: I can’t make the strawberry shortcake. Lorelai: Wow, you suck at this game.

Lorelai: Is there a “You’re Crazy” team? ‘Cause I think they’d make you captain.

Lorelai: You know what I was thinking? Rory: That Madonna and Sean Penn should get remarried? Lorelai: Besides that.