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J.D. attends the funeral of Jamie's (Amy Stuart) husband and they end up having sex in the coat room!  Turk has a sex dream about Elliot.  Cox experiences mixed feelings about raising a kid he doesn't think is his.

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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes

Dr. Cox: Hey, Jordan.
Jordan: You know, it's funny - I can't even be pissed and want you to die, screaming in agony, as two horses pull you apart when I'm looking at this beautiful face.

Elliot: He wants to know why his brother lied to him.
J.D.: Uh... I guess he was trying to protect you. Or maybe he thought he was trying to protect you, but he was actually protecting himself.
Elliot: Hang on, I forgot what "protect" is, and you used it, like, five times.