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"The Heart Attack"
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George thinks he has a heart attack, but really just needs a tonsillectomy. Kramer recommends George see a holistic healer instead, who gives him a tea that makes George sick.

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"The Revenge"
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George quits his job and immediately regrets it and tries to return to work as if nothing happened. Jerry is convinced money he had hidden in his laundry bag went missing at the laundromat.

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"The Statue"
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Jerry inherits some of his grandfather's stuff and in the collection is a statue that looks like one that George's family had until he broke it. Jerry promises it to George, but the statue gets stolen.

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"The Apartment"
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When Elaine is depressed about her apartment, Jerry overhears an opening in his building and immediately tells Elaine. Meanwhile, George tries wearing a wedding ring to meet women.

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"The Phone Message"
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George gets angry when his girlfriend, Carol, doesn't return his calls and leaves nasty voicemail messages. When he learns she's on vacation, he and Jerry break into her apartment to clear the machine.

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"The Jacket"
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Jerry purchases an expensive suede jacket that he wears when he and George go to meet Elaine's father. He ends up ruining the jacket in an attempt to impress her father.

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"The Pony Remark"
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At his aunt's dinner, Jerry makes a comment about hating anyone that grew up with a pony, possibly leading to her death. Kramer and Jerry bet whether he'll add a new level to his apartment.

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"The Ex-Girlfriend"
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After George complains about his girlfriend, Marlene, Jerry convinces George to dump her. After going to pick up some of George's old things from Marlene, he ends up dating her himself.

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"The Stock Tip"
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Jerry and George move on an insider stock tip, but find out their source gets admitted to the hospital. Meanwhile, Jerry goes on his first date with Vanessa.

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"Male Unbonding"
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Jerry tries to get rid of an old childhood friend, Joel, and George convinces him to dump the guy like he would a woman.

Seinfeld Quotes

I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I I I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little everything they do is subtle. Men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far. The car-horn honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. E-eeehh, eehhh, eehhh! This man is out of ideas. How does it? E-e-e-eeeehhhh! "I don't think she likes me." The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we? Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Wherever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, okay, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like "Where to meet men?" We're here, we are everywhere. We're honking our horns to serve you better.

Jerry

Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The difference between a date and job interview is not many interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end.

Jerry