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"The Parking Garage"
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The gang can't find their car in a parking garage and end up on an adventure while just trying to buy an air conditioner for Kramer.

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"The Library"
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Jerry is investigated for not returning a book from 1971 and Kramer ends up dating the librarian.

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"The Dog"
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Jerry agrees to dogsit for a fellow passenger and ends up stuck in his apartment when it turns out to be disobedient.

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"The Pen"
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Jerry and Elain go to visit his parents in Florida and soon regret it when Elaine gets back problems from the fold-out couch and Jerry accidentally compliments Jack's pen.

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"The Truth"
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When George breaks up with his girlfriend, who was Jerry's accountant, things don't get well for Jerry when he gets audited.

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"The Note"
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Jerry and George's free massages don't go as planned when Jerry's masseusse thinks he's crazy and George ends up getting a male masseur.

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"The Busboy"
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Jerry, George and Elaine go out to dinner and when a menu catches on fire at the table next to them, they end up getting the busboy fired.

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Jerry, George and Elaine attempt to eat a chinese restaurant without reservations and just keep being told they'll have a table in 5 to 10 minutes.

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"The Baby Shower"
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Elaine hosts a baby shower at Jerry's apartment. There, George attempts to tell off a girl for the worst date of his life and Kramer convinces Jerry to pirate cable.

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Elaine and Jerry end up sleeping together after watching pornography together and try and have a friends with benefits arrangement.

Seinfeld Quotes

I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I I I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little everything they do is subtle. Men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far. The car-horn honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. E-eeehh, eehhh, eehhh! This man is out of ideas. How does it? E-e-e-eeeehhhh! "I don't think she likes me." The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we? Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Wherever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, okay, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like "Where to meet men?" We're here, we are everywhere. We're honking our horns to serve you better.

Jerry

Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The difference between a date and job interview is not many interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end.

Jerry

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