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"The Fix-Up"
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Jerry and Elaine set George up with Elaine's friend, Cynthia. They hit it off, but it turns out Kramer gave George a defective condom.

The Suicide Picture
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"The Suicide"
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After Jerry's neighbor attempts suicide, his girlfriend his on Jerry; Elaine fasts for an X-Ray and ends up hallucinating.

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"The Pez Dispenser"
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Kramer joins the Polar Bear Club; Jerry takes one of Kramer's Pez dispensers that makes Elaine laugh during a piano recital, causing trouble for George's relationship.

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"The Subway"
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The gang all has their own unique experiences on the Subway.

The Red Dot Picture
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"The Red Dot"
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Elaine gets George a job and he repays her by getting her a discounted cashmere sweater with a red dot on it. She spots the dot and rejects it.

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"The Alternate Side"
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Jerry's car is stolen and the thief answers his car phone; George gets a job moving parked cars.

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"The Stranded"
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When George abandons Elaine and Jerry at a party, they stay at the hosts' place late and Jerry offers to return the favor.

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"The Nose Job"
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George is convinced his girlfriend is perfect except for her nose, but it's Kramer that ends up telling her to get rhinoplasty.

The Tape Picture
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"The Tape"
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George gets excited about a new Chinese cure for baldness; Jerry discovers a mysterious woman talking dirty into his show tape recording.

The Cafe Picture
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"The Cafe"
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Jerry gives advice to an unsuccessful cafe; George's girlfriend wants him to take an IQ test and he makes Elaine take it for him.

Seinfeld Quotes

I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I I I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little everything they do is subtle. Men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far. The car-horn honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. E-eeehh, eehhh, eehhh! This man is out of ideas. How does it? E-e-e-eeeehhhh! "I don't think she likes me." The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we? Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Wherever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, okay, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like "Where to meet men?" We're here, we are everywhere. We're honking our horns to serve you better.

Jerry

Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The difference between a date and job interview is not many interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end.

Jerry

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