Shameless Quotes

Ingrid: Frank, would you fertilize my eggs?

Tammy: What is this? Lip: We share our underwear. Tammy: You guys should each have your own underwear.

Debbie: I’ve been giving Fiona money for the bills. So has Lip. She just hasn’t been paying them.

Fiona: Turn this into more drinks.

Fiona: Adult shit, okay. Debbie: Fuck that, I’m not a kid. I have a kid.

Kev: Oh, no way! Talk a bear! That monster threw out Talk a bear.

Kev: V and Kevin are dead. Shontelle: What? Kev: Yes, I murdered them, and there’s blood everywhere. You’re next, Shontelle.

Fiona: I don’t have the 25k. Max: You don’t have 25k? Who doesn’t have 25k? Fiona: Me.

V: No, hell no, over my god damn dead body. You think I’m getting pregnant again?

Neighbor: Shut the hell up. Fiona: You shut the hell up. I’m a fucking mermaid.