Shameless Quotes

Grammy [to Sheila]: How do you do that? The nice thing?

Kevin: My testicles have never been my ally.

Lip: Go learn your state capitals. Fiona: Go f*ck yourself.

Frank: He was on the bottom bucking like a horse who knows it’s going to the glue factory.

Frank: Front door was locked so I came in the back. No pun intended.

Fiona [to Steve]: Figure out that chick sitting on MY sofa wearing YOUR wedding ring and then we’ll talk.

Carl: I don’t get it. Half of the world has penises, why do people get so upset about seeing them?

Steve: I love you. Fiona: Don’t.

Ian [to Lip]: I’m sick of living in your shadow.

Fiona [to Frank]: I never thought I’d say this but you were right.