Shameless Quotes

Frank: She said she had some personal business. I change her diaper, what’s more personal than that?

Fiona: When were you going to tell me, on the flight to Miami? Or is telling your girlfriend you have another life something you talk…

Grammy [to Frank]: I need you to powder under my tits before I go to bed. I’m chafing like a son of a bitch.

Jasmine: it was snowing all summer long in Chicago!

Kevin: How can you be so cold about this? V: Because she hurt my Kev, and nobody hurts my Kev.

Grammy [to Lip]: You f*ck girls with that thing?

Frank: Just for the record, a lot of great men have been well lubricated. Henry Food, Scott Fitzgerald, David Hasselhoff, they all kept a…

Grammy: I’m not the reason your life is a piece of crap. You came out of me a loser!

Sheila: Your coochie smells like brimstone and Sulfur!

Fiona [to Lip]: What you don’t get enough abuse just being Frank’s son?