Shameless Quotes

Adam [to Fiona]: One of my unspoken rules is you don’t f*ck somebody else when we’re on a date.

Fiona [to Steve]: You married a drug lord’s daughter to hang on to your ear?

Veronica: He’s sending a signal. Fiona: Like what? Veronica: I still wanna sit on your face?

Grammy [to Frank]: Christ, you’re pathetic, you bed wetting excuse for a son.

Tony: I don’t take bribes. Steve: Dude you’re living in one.

Sheila: Frank, I can’t let you be in charge of the insurance money. Hunnie, you’re an alcoholic.

Grammy: The only time I go to church is when I wanna get molested.

Debbie: Where can I get knives and blunts?

Lip: Went to Karen’s, tried to step up, she told me to f*ck off. She’d rather play house with Keanu.

Frank [to Lip]: The best gift you can give is neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance.