Shameless Quotes

Frank: That’s the Gallagher sperm: ambitious, relentless, everything we’re not once we’re born.

Fiona [to Debbie]: Put the top back, no more playing dress up. Hymen stays in tact.

Frank: Sheils, even Osama had to come out of his cave every once in awhile.

Fiona: If she charges by the load then so can we.

Lip: I’m afraid it’s not just about being easy and convenient Deb. It’s chemical, pheromones, personal scent…you can’t fake it.

Fiona: The minute you kids start following Frank’s example is the minute I put a gun in my mouth.

Veronica: Have fun in the Viagra triangle!

Veronica [to Fiona]: Don’t you wish the sex was worth the punishment.

Sheila: You can’t control what goes on in the world, you can just choose to be a part of it everyday.

Ethel: Where I come from it’s an honor to share your man.