Shameless Quotes

Lip: Nobody trades the MVP.

Carl: Ew what do you want with those nasty old over the shoulder boulder holders? Carl’s friend: I practice opening em, never know what…

Lip: A grain of sand is all it takes?

Fiona [to Frank]: Holy sh*t I’m you!

Lucy Jo [to Fiona]: I’m gonna beat your ass like a pinata until candy falls out!

Dottie: You don’t love me. Frank: You’re kinda growing on me.

Frank [to Dottie]: Kermit can’t paint your house this week, something about his Herpes acting up. Probably got it from that girlfriend of…

Frank [to Kermit]: Stay away from Butterface if you know what’s good for you!

Kevin: Those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I’ve ever seen.

Fiona: Does everything have to be an ass shake with you? Veronica: Sometimes it’s a boob shake.