Shameless Quotes

Debbie: Dead people poop themselves.

Frank: Where’s the money? Fiona: Ask Kung Fu Panda.

Jasmine: It doesn’t make you a kept woman, it makes you a smart one.

Fiona: I’ll keep that in mind when I’m feeding my family dogfood this winter.

Dottie: I’m gonna have a heart attack waiting for my heart transplant.

Veronica: Desperate whore wife just got here with sugar grampy.

Dottie: Eat sh*t Frank. Frank: Well I would, but I recently went vegan.

Debbie: I can’t share a room with someone in constant state of arousal! I’m going to be a woman soon.

Sheila: Do you know what this is? Frank: An eggplant? Sheila: Liberation!

Fiona: Gallaghers pay their debts, now where the hell is our brother?