Shameless Quotes

Carl: They give you a cavity search. Lip: No we weren’t there long enough, think it was probably on the menu though.

Cop [to Lip]: You’re Frank’s kid? And this is your first felony bust? Gettin a little late start for a Gallagher, aren’t ya.

Kevin: Aww you guys popped your cherry! Hey you see my dad in there?

Candace: More cookies to sell? Debbie: Is Jimmy here? Candace: No he’s back at school in Michigan. Debbie: No, he’s living 96 blocks away…

Frank: So uh, Kev, just out of curiosity, you happen to know the age of consent in Illinois?

Kevin: You just made my boy parts get bigger.

Jasmine: It’s bad enough that my cookie box is all stretched out.

Grammy Gallagher: Well the food’s not so great, but the pussy’s pretty good.

Carl [to Frank]: I’ve never seen you put on deodorant before.

Lip: Not to be a dick or anything, but you have been kind of a whore.